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Top 10 Things That Upset Your Dog

Bulldog MascotYeah, this has been floating around the Internet for quite a while, but even if you’ve seen it already, I am sure it will still make you laugh again! 🙂

Top 10 Things That Upset Your Dog …

  1. Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!!
  2. Yelling at me for barking.. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!
  3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
  4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop it!
  5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. That’s why we chew your stuff when you’re not home.
  6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
  7. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time you want to take me back!
  8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
  9. Dog sweaters. Hello ? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
  10. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet…Why’d you buy carpet?

Did you laugh? Of course you did!

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12 Responses to Top 10 Things That Upset Your Dog

  1. BETTY HEGWOOD September 2, 2013 at 11:49 PM #

    these are hilarious. i really enjoyed them. i have 2 chihuahua’s who, when are on my lap, ‘reverse’ the # 1. beleive me that can bring tears to the eyes.

    • LAdogs September 3, 2013 at 10:04 AM #

      Thanks Betty – Glad you enjoyed them!

    • chromewarrior January 5, 2014 at 4:16 AM #

      I thought this was really funny, and its hard to make me laugh !!

      • LAdogs January 5, 2014 at 9:27 AM #

        I’m glad – that was our goal!

  2. Ben Alokafryshikin September 6, 2013 at 4:27 AM #

    This is all over the internet, it’s not even really thoughtful or intelligent humor, to be blunt.
    I guess I’ll look elsewhere for the titles that aren’t just sarcasm that isnt exposed until the end of the initial paragraph, AFTER Ive been tricked into clicking to this waste of time.
    No, not everything has to be serious! I get it, sometimes we can joke around about your dog wiping his ass on your carpet. But dont trick me into it with stupidly-misleading title and links.

    • LAdogs September 7, 2013 at 8:17 PM #

      Ben,

      Sorry you didn’t enjoy this post. I hope you find many of the other, more serious, posts on our site to be more useful.

    • holly sharp January 7, 2014 at 1:26 AM #

      Ben I’m sorry for you. You seem like your in a grumpy mood. Lots of things are mindless humor but i felt like you were feeling like your so much better, smarter, really not very nice. I hope not and just caught you on bad day

  3. Hardyharhs October 14, 2013 at 3:17 PM #

    Ben…..calm down guy!

  4. thecrypt October 20, 2013 at 11:27 AM #

    BEN, you EDIOT, get a sense of humor.
    Oh yea, get the stick out of your butt.

    • LAdogs October 20, 2013 at 11:29 AM #

      Feel free to disagree- but PLEASE avoid personal attacks.

  5. Angie March 13, 2014 at 6:12 AM #

    Those where awesome enjoyed reading it

    • LAdogs March 13, 2014 at 10:36 AM #

      I’m glad! It means you have a good sense of humor 🙂

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