Yeah, this has been floating around the Internet for quite a while, but even if you’ve seen it already, I am sure it will still make you laugh again! 🙂
Top 10 Things That Upset Your Dog …
- Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!!
- Yelling at me for barking.. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!
- Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop it!
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. That’s why we chew your stuff when you’re not home.
- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
- Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time you want to take me back!
- Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
- Dog sweaters. Hello ? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
- Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet…Why’d you buy carpet?
Did you laugh? Of course you did!